Hello. Welcome to live coverage of Manchester United 4-7 West Ham, as a ludicrous defence and ludicrous attack take on the jaunty West Ham.

That's full time. Wayne Rooney disgraced himself, everyone else on the pitch can be proud of what they achieved without him.

Nolan can't quite reach a ball dribbling across the goal. De Gea takes his time over the goal kick.

Di Maria gives away a free kick well up the pitch. Thorpe is coming on for Di Maria.

United run downthe clock in the corner, then work the ball down and up the wing. Valencia wins a corner.

Adrian comes out and flaps at a ball on the touchline, and it's out of the area. So he's booked.

Valencia relieves the pressure for a few seconds with a long ball forward. Four minutes to go.

Disallowed! Jenkinson curls in a great low cross that Nolan bundles in, but he's a fraction offside.

Jenkinson comes forward down the right and Blind comes down to deflect behind. Tomkins heads the corner out wide at the back post.

Valencia sends it well over.

Valencia goes down when he's clipped by Di Maria. Another chance to send in a cross.

McNair has indeed done very well today.

Is Big Sam a genius?

Sakho commits a foul on Rafael on the right, and hacks him from behind. Rafael went down easily and dramatically, but Sakho is slightly lucky not to be off.

Valencia cuts inside from the right, beats Rafael, then Van Persie, and strikes from just outside the box with Blind's deflection sending it just wide.

Cole heads down, then Shaw goes down after another challenge from Cole from behind.

United just camped in their own half. So much more organised without Rooney, but pressure is growing.

He's got form for it. Downing finds Cresswell in behind, but McNair hoofs away.

Van Persie tried to roll his marker but the ball just leaves him behind.

Reid is tripped by Van Persie in midfield. Nolan is on for Poyet.

Valencia replaces Herrera.