Manchester United v Aston Villa live: Anthony Martial starts as United try to avenge last weekend's Premier League loss

And somehow avoids a card. Then Bruno whacks the free-kick right at Olsen.

And Olsen punches clear. There'll be one additional minute prior to the blessed relief of half-time.

And eventually goes down, winning a free-kick out on the left touchline, just further forward than a line drawn from the edge of the box.

Who receives a pass from Luiz and moves away. So Maguire catches him late and it's a foul - but he's also booked, which seems a bit harsh.

And Martial controls it well, but he's gone too soon and is offside.

Leaps into a bodycheck of Young. He's booked, again.

Rashford fancies a dig, and rams it into the wall. That was as exciting a moment as the game has produced.

Swinging a pass blind across his own box and picking out Rashford. He carries the ball across the face of the box seeking a shooting lane but can't find one, so goes back to McTominay, who goes wide to Fred ... whose cross loops behind. Awful behavior.

Both sides have changes to make it less so, but the managers would clearly prefer to keep the players rested resting.

But backs into Kamara and catches him with a straight arm.

This one is headed out, and Young wellies a volley high and wide.

Douglas lLiz curls in a brilliant ball right under the bar, that McTominay does really well to head away - though had he not, I think Dubravka would've punched it out.

Dougla Luiz curls in a brilliant ball right under the bar, that McTominay does really well to head away - though had he not, I think Dubravka would've punched it out.

Can they make more of this than United have of theirs?

His passing makes such a difference, as does that of Casemiro.

So far, I guess, but forgive me for not thinking it'll suddenly spring into life.

He ventures into his left-interior pocks and flights a ball over the top for Rashford, but there's insufficient backspin on it, and Olsen comes to collect.

He is absolute wallpaper.

From McTominay, waits for Malacia to get around his outside, and the cross loops up for Dalot, who's header is deflected just over for a corner ... which again comes to nowt.

OK, I've got one. What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?

Aston Vanilla.

We've to keep a list of key moments for use in our report. I've been doing them for a fair few years now, and don't think I've ever gone 2- minutes into a game without grabbing one.