Evening all, and welcome to a brilliant game of association football!

Off we go again.

If Pep Guardiola will insist on wearing a tie under a v-neck jumper under a blazer, he's going to get what's coming to him.

The players are on the way back out.

The record for most goals in a Champions League knockout tie (first leg + second leg) is 13: Bayern München - Sporting CP 5-0 & 7-1 (2008/09 round of last 16).

Monaco have been faultless, City have been useless.

Half-time: Monaco 2-0 Manchester City (agg 5-5-, Monaco lead on away goals).

This is absolute schooling so far. In midfield, City just can't get to the ball fast enough, and their defence is no match for Monaco's attack.

City get a bit of possession, knocking the ball across the back-four and back again. On the bench, Guardiola is ranting to his assistant.

Stll nowt from City. Their pressure points are going to get hairdryered at half-time.

Lovely flick from Silva, around the corner for Mbappe, and Caballero dashes out to the left edge of his box, to not get the ball. Mbappe turns to cross, but Kolarov does well to hack clear.

Er, sort of.

Silva skirts down the wing, close to the corner flag, so Clichy raps him on the shins. Lemar then swings the free-kick in hard, flat and fast, but Caballero does excellently to punch clear.

I don't know if City just aren't playing well, or if Jemerson is that good, but Monaco look so much more secure at the back tonight.

City haven't turned up.

Aguero holds off Aguero to slither into the box, but immediately, Jemerson is in to relieve him off possession; Bakayoko then redeems himself by heading clear the resultant corner.

GOAL! Monaco 2-0 Manchester City (Fabinho) agg 5-5 This is another very well-crafted goal, and Monaco lead on away goals! Lemar runs around the left flank and plays in Mendy, who zips back a cross from the by-line for Fabinho to tucks home with ease.

But here come City, Sterling taking possession in midfield and sliding a ball through for De Bruyne - though Sane is after it too. But Sidibe slies in, and Subasic completes the clearance.